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   Live simply so that others may simply live...~Gandhi
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   A rumour without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
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   What is your first name? Hmm, that goes kinda well with my last name.
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   More and more of our imports come from overseas.~George W. Bush
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   Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.
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   Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
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   You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.
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   A halo has to fall only a few inches to become a noose.
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   Them: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
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   Captain's log: I've lost my toupee and girdle, and I can't leave my room.~Crow T. Robot, MST3K: The Movie
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   Cry me a river, build a bridge, and get over it!
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   Always try to be the best, but don't ever think you are the best.
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   If at first you don't succeed, try not to look astonished.
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   What's the height of conceit? Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.
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   If you see someone without a smile, give them yours.
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   I'm an optimist, but I don't think it helps.
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   Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
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   Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
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   Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
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   I think my medication is wearing off.
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   Men are like Conputers -- they're easy to turn on, but once everything's loaded up, they're hard to work and stubbornly refuse to do what you command.
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   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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   'I'll shoot you with my space doo-doo pistol,' Dr. Octagon
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   If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.~Dave Barry
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   Never trust a private with a loaded weapon, or an officer with a map.
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