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   It doesn't matter what temperature a room is
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   Leave road kill for the next car.
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   Have you bitch slapped an environmentalist today?
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   Remember, Ginger Rodgers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards, and in high heels.
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   Youth wastes away but immaturity can last a lifetime.
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   Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.
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   My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
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   how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?
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   I am ready to meet my maker. Whether or not my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.~Winston Churchill
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   A friend in need is a friend indeed, But a friend with weed is better.
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   And he disappeared in a puff of logic.
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   3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
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   Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.
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   Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
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   Change a life
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   Hope dies last!
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   The bubbling brook would lose its song if you removed the rocks.
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   Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
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   Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
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   Why are haemorrhoids called 'haemorrhoids' instead of 'asteroids'?
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   You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
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   If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns.
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   If I could be anything I'd be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
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   Life isn't measured in how many breaths you take. But, by the moments that take your breathe away!
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   Oh Lord give me patience... NOW!
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