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   If you mix milk of magnesia with vodka and orange juice, do you get a Phillip's screw driver?
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   When ideas fail, words become very handy.
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   The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys.
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   A man spends the first half of his life learning habits that shorten the other half of his life.
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   Fortune tellers are for the poor. Psychics are for the rich.
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   'Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.'~Euripides
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   To meet an old friend in a distant land is like refreshing rain after a long drought.
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   Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
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   That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore.
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   An English professor wrote on the blackboard: Punctuate this sentence: 'Woman without her man is nothing'. The men wrote: 'Woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the women wrote: 'Woman! Without her, man is nothing.'
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   A comfortable falsehood will always win out over an uncomfortable truth.
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   Don't judge a book by its movie.
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   Flies spread disease, keep yours closed!
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   My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?
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   Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge others only gargle.
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   Love isn't blind. There's just nothing it hasn't seen.
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   Too many freaks, not enough circus's!
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   The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less...
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   You have to watch out for yourself, because nobody else is going to. Especially during dodgeball.
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   Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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   Define the Universe and give three examples.~Anonymous
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   How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?
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   Find the key to yourself and every door in the world is open to you.
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   I've been noticing you not noticing me.
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   I Don’t Have To Be Dead To Donate My Organ
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