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   Money burns a hole in your pocket.
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   Never miss a good chance to shut up.~Will Rogers
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   You and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
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   I took the initiative in creating the internet~Al Gore
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   I'm serious
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   If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
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   I don't laugh in death's face. I tend to make belittling comments and snigger behind death's back.
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   A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.
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   According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
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   So tell me, are those cookies made with real Girl Scouts?
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   Pain and Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional.
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   There won't be anything we won't say to people to try and convince them that our way is the way to go.~Bill Gates
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   Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
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   With lies you may get ahead in life but you can never turn back.~Old Russian proverb.
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   Every 10 seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
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   Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.~Oscar Wilde
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   Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.
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   Don't worry about life; you're not going to survive it, anyway.
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   I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
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   I've forgotten more than I've ever learned
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   Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
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   100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
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   I saw the light. I turned it off.
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   Comedian: You laugh on the outside, but inside you harbor a bitter resentment toward people who have enough money for food.
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   You know at this angle as the lights hit your eyes [start fixing hair] I can see myself and I look great. Then smile, and sheepishly say just kidding.
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