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   When I was a kid, all we had to do was just sit around and hope somebody would invent television so we could play Nintendo.
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   Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.
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   On an atheist's tombstone: Here lies an atheist. all dressed up and no place to go.
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   When you're short of everything but the enemy, you're in combat.
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   RECYCLE YOUR ANIMALS
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   Champaign can be tickly, and so can I. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It's my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).
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   Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the soul of genius.
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   If a man says something in the middle of a forest and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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   Housework makes women ugly.
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   Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished...
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   Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
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   I'm not your monkey
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   I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
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   WHY ME?
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   Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
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   if it's not baroque, don't fix it!
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   She’s Always Late. Her Ancestors Arrived On The June Flower
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   It's a small world. Then the airline loses your luggage.
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   We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors ...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
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   (insert student's name) chewing gum and a cow chewing cud, the only difference is the intelligent expression on the cow's face.~Mrs. Reed, my high school English teacher
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   A new study shows that licking the sweat off a frog can cure depression. The down side is, the minute you stop licking, the frog gets depressed again.~Jay Leno
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   If you were a library book, I would check you out.
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   No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
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   Don t put all your eggs in one basket.
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   Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
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