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   They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...~General John Sedgwick, Union commander in the Civil War, speaking his last words as he was watching enemy troops during the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House.
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   Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.
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   So, what do you like to do for fun? (Why?) 'Cause I'm gonna ask you out.
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   If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a woman as beautiful as you, I'd have 5 cents.
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   I'm not as dumb as you look.
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   Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
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   Where do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all?'~George Carlin
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   Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
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   No Radio - Already Stolen!
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   Be alert~the world needs more lerts.
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   A couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.' The woman wrote 'When two people love each other very much, like Bob and I, it is morally acceptapble for them to engage in sex.' And Bob wrote 'I love sex.'
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   Life may suck, but it beats the alternative.
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   The next time we elect a president, for God's sake can we do a background check?~David Letterman
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   Children are like farts: your own are just about tolerable but everyone else's are horrendous.
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   Code of the west: Never squat while wearing spurs.
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   Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!
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   Shape up or ship out!
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   If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.
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   You can't have everything... where would you put it?
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   Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
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   We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing.
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   You've been a bad girl (or boy), now go to my room!
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   I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
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   Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding.~Albert Einstein
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   I'm a member of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy. Keep honking I'm reloading.
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