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   Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.
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   Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
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   A proverb is a short sentence based on long experience.
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   Avoid Hangovers
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   In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
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   Fat people are hard to kidnap.
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   Hey man, you live in America now... speak Spanish!
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   Some People Are Alive Only Because It’s Illegal To Kill Them
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   Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
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   One who looks for a friend without faults will have none
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   I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.~Vice President Dan Quayle
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   SATAN, SATAN! It's the main megafurnace! She's losin' power and the temperature is dropping fast! I'm not sure if I can hold her!~Scotty in Hell
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   If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places.
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   My husband says he will leave me if i dont stop shopping... God i will miss that man.
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   Life's expensive
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   We can never see ourselves as others see us. Even the mirror shows us in reverse.
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   Mochtest du ein Gift?~Would you like a poison?
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   I guess surrealism's not your cup of tuna.
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   If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
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   Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
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   If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
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   Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask where ) Over there! (Ask again: What did I drop? ) He answers back: My jaw!
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   My kids are the reason for everything. The reason everything is out of place, broken and dirty.
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   If I were bread, would you be my butter?
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   Drink varnish and you'll get a lovely finish.
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